Pete Carroll and John Schneider concluded their successful heist by hopping in their getaway car, jumping over a river, and running for the county line.

Sounds like a company that knows it will be out of business in a year or two.

Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.

Alcohol.

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

It’s not really her fault; some idiot asked her about it. It’s not like she “chose to take this stance” by scheduling a press conference to announce she wouldn’t go. Someone interviewing her asked her a question, and she answered the question presented to her.

Yeah, so... That’s just a butthole.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

No Kim, no Deal*

Ah, so basically it’s the Seattle problem of “lets build things! People like things! Urban planning, what’s that? Damn it why is traffic so bad?”

This is a smart decision. He’ll get to play against arguably better overall competition in a league whose structure and approach to games is more similar to the NBA.

What are the odds on “Ambien bender?”

I gotta say, though, this has been a hell of a Black History Month, hasn’t it?

Place your bets:
“I have black friends.” - 1/2
“I was hacked.” - 1/2
“I’m being silenced/targeted by the liberal media.” - 4/5
“I’m a young, dumb kid and didn’t really mean those things.” - 3/1
“I was kidding.” / “It was satire.” - 4/1
“I’m being quoted out of context.” - 5/1
“I was drunk.” - 7/1
“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White…

Films like Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk have also taken great lengths to protect details from leaking during production.

I was hoping that by now they would tie distinct causation of the Lexus sales drop to the predator face. Don’t they read your articles Bradley? This travesty must end!

Dude looks like if Jason Statham went on a diet where he was only allowed to eat quality USMNT wins

I don’t understand how people can be so critical that Carlsen — a man whose entire professional existence is dedicated to securing victory by thinking several steps ahead — decided to secure a victory by thinking several steps ahead. 

I used it while driving a friend’s BMW once. Engine stalled out from the surprise. Dashboard literally had a WTF symbol light up.

This is so true. We really need to start teaching kids at a young age about investing and compound interest. I actually volunteer to teach this stuff to high school kids in low income areas. I run through an exercise where I have them tell me what they think they waste the most money on (They say soda’s junk food,…