FAA laws go through Congress to get passed, as it’s a government body.

BMW telling people to “buy one now!” is akin to a rug warehouse hanging a ‘going out of business’ sign for the last 20 years.

Yet, considering how unproductive lawmakers in Congress can be, it’s no surprise that they’ve forgotten to change it.

Did they not try politely asking the criminals not to break the law?

Ah yes, true. MacKeeper was absolutely terrible. CleanMyMac only performs useless ‘cleanup’ duties that break dependencies with plist files and such.

Honestly, in the decades I’ve used Macs the only malware I’ve ever encountered was shitty, invasive, anti-malware software. I’m looking at you, CleanMyMac.

They’re planning on doing touch-and-go’s at Reid airport, so the planes will drop off their billionaires and then immediately fly down to a second airport in Henderson for overflow parking. I’m sure Taylor will get in fine.

I dunno, spending the entire second Trump administration behind bars sounds pretty sweet to me.

Sounds as if they are more reliable than the average Ford Range Rover.

With all the issues other people are having, I think you can count yourself lucky. That being said, if you’re looking to get out of your ride I will submit a formal offer of $350 to buy your car.

‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Except that it does.

Always good to keep your Volvo’s background nice and neat.
(I’m a child)

Also, “Hyundai” rhymes with “Sunday”
(I worked with them for a while)

Meh, all good. I’ve had it for four years and used it three times, all of which were to show off to a passenger. In practice it’s too slow and can only be used when there isn’t a car behind you waiting to get past. And if there’s no one waiting, it’s just as easy to do it myself.

They also had to make a special accommodation to hold their gigantic balls.

Interested only if it’s tiny.

100% correct on all of your points. I’ll add the breaking off of Lifehacker to the list. And in case you haven’t been over there lately, it’s mostly affiliate links to buy shit. Totally worthless.

As soon as I find a decent content aggregator with actual journalists who do their research and can also spell, I’m outta…

You’re right, it is absolutely a valid observation. I was being sarcastic.

Yeah, and it’s all worked out terribly for them.