Fun Fact: Another thing that was once found in a Bellevue garage was Amazon.com.

Classic example of a solution in search of a problem.

Whelp, I guess this is the first reason I’ve seen not to buy a Cybertruck.

Whelp, I guess that’s the first reason I’ve ever seen not to buy a Cybertruck.

Wow, I came here to write EXACTLY the same thing, but several others beat me to it. Kinda sad that a helpful, well-written article on Gawker is cause for celebration, isn’t it?

“Now you’ll have to shell out an extra $3 per month on top of the $139 you already pay.”

FIFY. Important, because one is monthly and one is yearly.

Pretty sure most people are buying this thing to keep it boxed up for future resale. It’s a bet on whether the Vision Pro will age like a 2007 iPhone or a 1993 Eat Up Martha.

What a pedantic and out-of-place criticism of someones perfectly valid opinion.

Clarkson is such a twat, but damnit if I don’t enjoy his farm show.

I’ve also been slowly trying to get away from Walmart.

Did you see this one? Eight slides for a fucking jacket review. The second I find a decent alternative to this flaming dumpster fire I will jump ship.

Why? Why? Why would you pick “Turn To You” over “Head Over Heels?”

As a pre-teen in 1984 who credits Belinda Carlisle for rocketing me straight into girl-crazy puberty, I’d still never heard Turn To You until today.

I raise you slide 12:

I can practically feel the pain of the buyer’s remorse setting in for these Cybertruck guinea pigs who paid full price.

Coincidentally, “gizmodo” is Italian for “lazy journalism”

“Other than that, Mr. Verma, how was the flight?”

Joke’s on you, because the Macan may “start” at $80,450, but the actual “start” button is a $15,000 add-on. If you’ve ever tried to spec out a Porsche you’ll understand.

My god that is deadly accurate. Can you imagine the religious insanity that combo would release on the world?

Tell me the date that Jon Stewart last hosted and I’ll tell you the date I stopped watching. I’ll be tuning in on Mondays now.

Not arguing that at all. I’m just saying that it’s not the manufacturer’s fault if someone steals the expensive part on the expensive car you willingly paid for.