If this was Spirit they would have taken off anyway. Spirit don’t give a fuck.

I miss the old SNL reviews where they actually, you know, reviewed the show. Now it’s all just lazy recaps of (mostly) every sketch, with a few snide comments thrown in. Bring on AI.

Makes sense. Thank you for the explanation!

And only one sauce packet.

I’m not even remotely educated in the legal system, but could winning this case open the door to a civil suit? Because with this one he’d likely get probation, and a $5k fine isn’t going to Halyna’s family. Are they simply looking to exploit a rich celebrity for mountain of cash here?

Interested in questioning your desire to ever fly again? Google ‘Kai Tak Landings’ and see how long you can stomach it.

Manual transmissions: still the best theft-deterrent on the market today.

Nothing to see here. Everyone who goes into Red Lobster regrets it.

I really don’t understand the $45,000 Citroen car hauler. If I saw a For Sale sign on the dash I would have guessed $1500 (but the owner would settle for $500). What am I missing?

It’s encouraging to see Lexus slowly beginning to minimize that godawful open-mouthed grill design they’ve been sticking to for 10+ years. They’ve still got a ways to go, but when they do, good riddance.

Lexus continues to have the worst design language out there. Which is sad, because their cars are very good. I had a Lexus for 14 years and it never broke once. When it came time for a new ride I wanted another Lexus but their fugly front grill drove me away. Now the fugly extends from front to back.

Okay, so if you get in an accident while you’re on a company Teams meeting, your medical expenses will be covered 100% by OSHA, right? RIGHT, Microsoft?

The best chip flavor is not Salt & Vinegar, it’s All-Dressed. Fight me.

It’s god-damned criminal how underfunded our schools are and how underpaid our teachers are.

No, but it’s inherently ickier to me to know that a hundred people’s disgusting habits are inside my car than one or two previous owners’. Also, it was just a joke - maybe just take it for what it is?

You rent out your car to hundreds of people before selling it?

We were promised jetpacks.

$20k? That’s like a buck per stranger’s fart in your drivers seat.

Nissan and Infiniti still exist?

A few months ago I went around my house and found 11 water bottles, none of which I’d bought myself or ever used. They all went in the trash. I don’t know why, but people seem to loooove giving them as gifts, and fer chrissakes don’t we all have enough fucking water bottles by now?