coolhandtim
CoolHandTim
coolhandtim

If you can afford to put gas in your Kia, you can buy an AirTag for $25. It’s far cheaper than paying your insurance deductible.

There isn’t a car brand out there that doesn’t have some kind of Achilles heal that, when looked back on in hindsight, you couldn’t say “shouldn’t have bought that brand.” It’s a fool’s errand. Also, most people can’t just buy another car whenever they want.

A) The current MBUX voice assistant is not very good. I’ve given up on it entirely, and while Siri isn’t all that good either, it’s leaps better than MBUX.

B) All auto manufacturers are capturing and selling your voice data these days, even when you’re not talking to the car. Don’t like it? Get a 1979 Datsun 240Z,

Today, on “You don’t say!”...

And a bad yoke at that :)

I don’t care if it’s a ‘concept’ vehicle or not. Steering wheels should be an actual, round wheel. I’m having none of whatever the fuck this thing is:

That is so gloriously specific that I want to frame it. Have all my stars.

“I could have sworn I left my driveway around here somewhere” has to be the weirdest sentence to catch yourself saying under your breath.

I have to wonder if it’s as valuable when being sold by the second owner though? I guess it depends on whether it’s driven by someone other than Jordan.

That’s weird, because Tesla sure doesn’t mind charging YOU.

The idea behind a minimum wage when FDR instituted it was that anyone who worked 40 hours a week deserved to make enough to live on. It rewarded honest work with an honest paycheck. Telling someone to get a ‘real’ job is unhelpful and condescending, and demeans the work of millions. Entry Level’ should not mean ‘Pover

You’re welcome.

Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice...Beetleju

Step-mom. But yes, same actress.

What a hot take. Crack reporting there. Thanks to you, our planet is a safer place today than it was yesterday.

Been huffing a lot of jet exhaust there, Bob?

+1 for hammerpants!

And yet it still retains the same Lexus-level of interior and exterior excitement as a pair of beige, pleated khakis.