Alan Truck crashes his Ruck.

Two divorced people started dating each other, and this is a story why?

Hey Texas, not sure if you’ve heard yet but women can vote now. Crazy, right?

Said it before, saying it again:

I prefer the Prelude, personally. The Mazda looks like a deflated balloon.

Why do we need 147 links to other articles when all we want is a link to the damn Prelude? Oh, right, clicks=dollars. Fucking annoying.

True, but don’t care. I’m here for it!

Tiiiiiin roof! Blown up by a patriot missile.

Hard to say whether the door is open or that’s your typical Tesla panel gap.

Is it just me, or does the photo at the top look like it came straight out of GTA V?

I think what Chaim is trying to say is that there are two things at play here: what is right, and what is realistic.

What’s right is for people not to be disqualified from political office due to their legal, consensual, sexual escapades. What’s realistic is that they will automatically alienate themselves from a…

You clicked on the article. You literally did the only thing Jezebel wants from you.

The Poseidon Adventure would like to have a word with you.

Is Nikki Haley the least despicable of the also-rans? Just wondering who Dems would be rooting for should the GOP decide to focus their attention on one candidate as a tactic to bounce the orange buffoon from the race.

I knew the guy on the left looked a little sus.

The sticker on the radio... that had to be a delicious video to show the customer.

If you don’t love this album you’re not alive.

That’s actually a really fair point, I hadn’t thought about that!

I dunno, a few bags of popcorn don’t make up for turning over the entire theater and replacing it with new ticket holders (who also buy concessions). An intermission is akin to a table ordering dessert - sure, more money, but not as much as getting them out the door and sitting all new diners.

I’ve slow-read Gawker articles for years and haven’t retained anything.