I have to wonder if theaters hate long movies. In 3 1/2 hours they could fit two audiences into a showing of the 90min Beetlejuice this week, thus doubling their ticket sales. I guess it depends on how full Flower Moon is, but man, so many people are going to skip it due to the length.

Maybe the rest of the world can accomplish some semblance of change, but with half of America believing “sometimes it gets hot, what’s the big deal?”, we’re paralyzed and headed toward our own, self-made destruction. I have ZERO faith in humanity to overcome its own stupidity.

Don’t worry, Tavarish will buy it off him.

Or Heaven’s Gate.

There’s a metaphor in this, but which one to choose?

If anyone needs me, I’ll be setting the dinner table for the delicious schadenfreude we’re about to receive.

George Santos is a gigantic twat waffle, and he’s definitely lying about this. However, did Jason’s calculations consider idling time? In Manhattan, sitting in traffic is like 80% of your trip. Also, Presidents don’t control gas prices.

The show went off the air in 1989, when did Millennials ever see it?

That’s not how tax deductions work. Donations to charity only offset your taxable income, and you also have to subtract the fair market value of the product purchased. Assuming the Cybertruck is worth, what, $50-75k, the donor can deduct $325-350k. At a 37% tax rate, that works out to be a tax savings of $120-130k.…

Sure, but I never claimed they would be worth anything, just that they may be collectible. He may never get that $400k back, but then again there are some antique cars worth well above that. Time will tell, but as for me, I wouldn’t pay a single dollar for one. They’re hideous.

I agree with you, but let’s be honest - Gawker doesn’t hire journalists, they hire glorified bloggers. The best you’d get from Jezebel is fashion advice on how to avoid an abduction.

And the crowd goes mild.

Yikes. Would Michael Richards even be invited to take part? Kind of hard to not have Kramer, but...you know...the incident...

It’s absurd that we’re even talking about whether someone making $100k can afford a new car.

...in Florida it is now legal for mothers to kill and eat their children, no matter their age

The Cybertruck is likely a bit different than your average new car model though. One day they’ll probably be as collectible as DeLoreans, as the smart money seems to be on Tesla not making too many.

Oh yeah, that rule is rarely enforced but it’s on the books where I live too. That sucks! And there is actually a treaty (or whatever you want to call it) that allows your drivers licenses to be used in just about every other first world country. That’s why I’ve been able to rent a car in Europe, Australia, New…

Yeah, we do that here too (Washington State), but it’s rare. Problem is, people think blinking yellow arrow means “go quickly, it’s about to turn red!” and end up speeding through their turn. My neighbor, who moved here from California, had no idea what it was. That’s the problem with state-by-state driving signals…

Gotcha, I see what you’re saying now.

We already hold the opposing lane at red though, and we can tell because there’s a green left arrow. Plus it’s already okay to sit in the intersection to turn left when both directions are green, and the motorist decides if they can turn left. I don’t understand how your solution is different or better, but maybe they…