Is it just me, or does the photo at the top look like it came straight out of GTA V?

I think what Chaim is trying to say is that there are two things at play here: what is right, and what is realistic.

What’s right is for people not to be disqualified from political office due to their legal, consensual, sexual escapades. What’s realistic is that they will automatically alienate themselves from a…

You clicked on the article. You literally did the only thing Jezebel wants from you.

The Poseidon Adventure would like to have a word with you.

Is Nikki Haley the least despicable of the also-rans? Just wondering who Dems would be rooting for should the GOP decide to focus their attention on one candidate as a tactic to bounce the orange buffoon from the race.

I knew the guy on the left looked a little sus.

The sticker on the radio... that had to be a delicious video to show the customer.

If you don’t love this album you’re not alive.

That’s actually a really fair point, I hadn’t thought about that!

I dunno, a few bags of popcorn don’t make up for turning over the entire theater and replacing it with new ticket holders (who also buy concessions). An intermission is akin to a table ordering dessert - sure, more money, but not as much as getting them out the door and sitting all new diners.

I’ve slow-read Gawker articles for years and haven’t retained anything.

I have to wonder if theaters hate long movies. In 3 1/2 hours they could fit two audiences into a showing of the 90min Beetlejuice this week, thus doubling their ticket sales. I guess it depends on how full Flower Moon is, but man, so many people are going to skip it due to the length.

Maybe the rest of the world can accomplish some semblance of change, but with half of America believing “sometimes it gets hot, what’s the big deal?”, we’re paralyzed and headed toward our own, self-made destruction. I have ZERO faith in humanity to overcome its own stupidity.

Don’t worry, Tavarish will buy it off him.

Or Heaven’s Gate.

There’s a metaphor in this, but which one to choose?

If anyone needs me, I’ll be setting the dinner table for the delicious schadenfreude we’re about to receive.

George Santos is a gigantic twat waffle, and he’s definitely lying about this. However, did Jason’s calculations consider idling time? In Manhattan, sitting in traffic is like 80% of your trip. Also, Presidents don’t control gas prices.

The show went off the air in 1989, when did Millennials ever see it?

That’s not how tax deductions work. Donations to charity only offset your taxable income, and you also have to subtract the fair market value of the product purchased. Assuming the Cybertruck is worth, what, $50-75k, the donor can deduct $325-350k. At a 37% tax rate, that works out to be a tax savings of $120-130k.…