Listen, Barry Allen is the one to blame for any timeline fuck ups around here.

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He may need to help a group of irascible inner-city youths to learn to believe in themselves through the power of team sports. In so doing, he may just learn something about himself.

I can’t believe cornholing is on ESPN3 when the dodgeball championships are still relegated to the Ocho.

Even though this is a ridiculous move by Wimbledon (can you really see their underwear?), what I think is more interesting is that they both coordinated their underwear to match. I picture them standing next to each other in their underwear in front of a mirror and yelling out, “Always bet on black!”

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

“If she has the foresight to think that, she’s already more mature than many older human beings. She should be fine.”

“It’s super scary because I’m always afraid that I’m gonna burn all my bridges by saying something a stupid kid like myself would say. I’m still growing up!”

Well, I’m speaking (typing) in relative terms, here. Obviously Conor McGregor is a ballet master and/or Muhammad Ali compared to me, but in a boxing ring, restricted to boxing, against Floyd Mayweather, yeah, he is a klutz with no boxing skill.

If that was two, the second whale definitely should have been whistled for going over the back. The bigger whale had boxed him out and clearly had position.

That was dangerous. The Coast Guard should issue that whale a cetacean.

“Did you see that?!?!”

That delivery person was probably like “...... I don’t want to know what this is all about.”

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.

Cleveland’s NBA team sure seems to behave in a care-free, impulsive manner.

My point is that they’re capricious, and pay little heed to impending risk.

I’m having a hard time finding the right word to describe Cleveland’s NBA team, but it’s something along those lines...

Sweet goal and good for them and their fans but may I ask why that video is so wide?

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

Fed, yes. Djokovic, hell no! Djokovic racked up half of his grand slams in a niche in time where Rafa was injured and a non-factor. Murray, Djokovic’s main rival in this stretch, had back surgery that effectively removed him as a threat for over a year. Federer, while still good, was not the rejuvenated Federer of…

first time I’ve ever head smarmy used to describe him, but the Nadal haters have become some of the strangest fans on the planet..he’s so far low on the list of sports villains it seems like a parody, the hate

This is the appropriate context for the use of the word “bejesus.” As in, “Rafa whooped the bejesus out of all of those fools.”