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Yeah, you never know when your time is up, so we gotta get moving!

Do you win by escaping the clutches of a person that trapped you in a small ball?

LeBron’s mistake was going Ultra Super Saiyan instead of Super Saiyan 2, he should spend more time training in normal Super Saiyan in the Room of Spirit and Time or at least 50x gravity.

Meanwhile, the Fresno Grizzlies (Houston Astros triple-A) had a 90s theme night (with Kriss Kross jerseys), a taco vs. bacon night and a Taco Truck Throwdown, which brings in taco trucks from throughout the Central Valley.
Also they had a Three Amigos night last year, with special Three Amigos hats.
What I’m saying is,

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

There’s probably quite a lot of illusory superiority going on, where successful players imagine that they’re better and the match went fairly, whereas unsuccessful players imagine that they’re good and that the game misranked them, whether or not it actually did. In other words, when people start from the belief that

It’s never lupus (except that one time).

this is a terrible, shit filled, take. Nadal is tied with Pete Sampras for the 2nd most Men’s tennis grand slams in the open era. He’s been having a very good clay court season and has won 3 more french open titles than any other man in the open era. I think being unequivocally one of the very few best players at a

Remember when Trump Trash threatened to boycott the Hawaiian tourist industry and the Hawaiian government even said, in subtle terms, that they know they can’t afford it? That was the best.

A rare time in which fantasy football advice and real football advice intersect: DON’T TAKE A FUCKING KICKER IN THE SECOND ROUND

Eh, I’d say it’s pretty easy to pick sides. Pop was doing his thing as a coach to defend his players; Zaza is defending his kids. Nothing that Zaza or Pop said was really all that wrong. The fans who are threatening kids are monsters. Lets go after them.

Police mistook Blake for someone else who, the Times reported, was “an Australian businessman who, it turned out, was not connected to the suspects or to their scheme.”

They should just have Bisping fight the guy from the opening ship scene in Captain America: The Winter Soldier. He seemed pretty tough.

There have been four Robins...

“...robbing future generations of a historical artifact...”

“...it’s just an ungainly, ill-fitting, and ignorant way of saying, “Wow, they really fucking ripped that guy off!” even though they didn’t rip him off at all. Also, I’m pretending my definition of hyperbole makes this crappy metaphor seem legit, which it isn’t.

Sorry to intrude on your reply, but... not everyone looks for ways to screw over other people or squeeze money out of someone. The guy did a decent thing that nobody can blame him for. The leverage you’re talking about is the domain of shitty people.

I spent a month there last year, couldn’t agree more. There’s a ton to love about Japan, it’s beautiful, their customer service and attention to detail are second to none, their dining and concern for the customer in particular is on a level so far above any other country I’ve ever been to that it’s difficult to even

...a culture that infuriates me? You mean that same culture I have spent years learning about, immersed in, adapting to, and being molded by? That culture? The one that is so much a part of my identity and sociocultural context that I’ve chosen to take on Japanese nationality and live here for the rest of my life.