So, me have theory, and stop reading now if you not want spoiler for thing that probably not real part of show and me just made up.

“Me would kiss you, Mulder, if you weren’t so damn ugly!”

Usually ones that hit me are when someone dies young, and you think about everything else they could have done. With Stan, it more like, me not realized how important he was until me stepped back and looked at his contribution to storytelling and culture and personal politics and everything else.

“You called?!?” — New York Jets

Me want to make Nate Peterman avatar that shoots self in foot every couple seconds but inexplicably keeps getting chosen to lead raids.

What did Flutie do?

That spelling was improvised.

Second-best kind of monster!

Mindy seemed confident she could work with that. And each individual chime is shaped—know what? Me have already put too much thought into mechanics of this and me am walking away.

Have you seriously not heard of film school? Art school? Writer’s workshops? Someone taking job and learning it well enough to do bigger job, and then learning how to do that? Boots Riley had shortcut to being first-time director, because his success as musician meant he better-connected with creative people and could…

This willfully misunderstands where directors come from. Yes, there are directors like Spike Lee who show up fully formed. But most directors have done time as assistant director, or unit director, or director of photography, or do work in television before moving to film. Nearly every director have opportunities that…

Me try and fill in.

Are we sure this is Knicks’ coach and not guy from OK Go?

And yet, me guarantee that before season is over, Bills braintrust will look at each other and say, “ooh, know who we should start?!?”

And in fairness, Jauron never should have had that coaching gig in Buffalo.

COOKIES!!!!!

Urban legend says that Trader Joe gave ex-wife all of wine profits in divorce, and as result, he very happy to sell wine for cheap.

Me can accept this headline, but me will never believe reports that team called “San Diego Padres” exists.

Did you know in Paris, they call Quarter Pounder with Cheese, “why would you go into McDonalds when you could be eating literally anywhere else in Paris, what’s wrong with you?”

Me still not can hear “When River Meet Sea” without getting tears in googly eyes thinking about Henson’s funeral.