Me Like Fucking: Great rock and roll song, or greatest rock and roll song? Me leaning towards latter.

Me have to admit, that sound like pretty good plan.

In fact, me fully expect Trump will use this technology for SPACE FORCE!!!! in near future.

Me not know what you’re talking about, we’ve had this technology for years!

Shut up and take money me would have otherwise just spent on more COOKIES!!!!

Me will say this about Captain Underpants series—later books get into incredibly convoluted time-travel shenanigans... which are most logically-consistent time travel story me have ever read. Underneath Pilkey’s incredibly silly adventures is rock-solid story structure.

“not everyone who is conservative is evil”

Just so we’re clear: you are 100% okay with demonizing minorities, locking people up without charges, and everything else fascism entails as long as we not cross line into actual genocide. This country can do everything Nazi Germany did but that one thing, and you’ll still be smug asshole. Does that about sum it up?

Trump and Dubya went to Ivy League schools, so me will let you drawn own conclusion there.

You are aware that Hitler not started with slaughtering Jews. He started by calling them “animals” and “vermin.” Then he created police force to round them up and lock up children in camps without due process. Any of this starting to sound familiar? If “he not murdered 6 million Jews” is your only barometer for…

Of course not. But conservative thought only boil down to once simple idea: LIBTARDS BAD. Every bit of hypocrisy and nonsense that come out of their mouths make perfect sense when you realize LIBTARDS BAD is only thing they believe or understand and their entire worldview filtered through those two words.

You making mistake Bush & Cheney wanted you to make, which is including Iraq and Al Qaeda in some amorphous, sinister “them” who in reality had no connection to each other.

psst-majority of voting public voted for Clinton. Yes, Trump supporters are human garbage, but they not majority of this country. There still plenty of decent people here.

Life often imitates art, but you know things are getting bad in this country when life imitates Spaceballs.

That because Williamsburg not has been “Williamsburg” in 15 years. It all finance bros who paying insane rent to live in toxic waste dump because neighborhood was hip in early 2000s.

It actually pretty impressive that he can stand out as huge asshole in era when Donald Trump is running country.

Me still not know what NBC stands for! For fuck’s sake, AV Club!!!

Honestly, whole reason we have Trump in Oval Office is that media not laugh him out of room when they should have. 

Dan often say that many letters he get fall into category of, “it totally okay that me doing this thing me know is wrong, right?”