[phone hangs up, door slams, tires peel out in driveway]

Me would legit go to Napping Man.

Me already have slogan: “No puppet. You’re the puppet.”

Me assume Peach not have mushroom head for same reason that British royal family is German.

Me too!

Peter Lippman, who wrote Busy Trains, also did terrific series called Mini Hous. Each book is shaped like building — firehouse, castle, space station — and each page diecut differently, so shape of book has depth and changes as you unfold each page. It terrifically clever idea, and then he build on it with Mini Wheels …

Several years ago at Onion Comedy Fest, O’Neal did bit with Todd Barry where Sean read some of our strangest comments, and Barry reacted. (It same show that they made those Behind Meme videos, where Modell gets giant check from Dawes or whoever). Whole thing was very funny, but when they got to this article, and…

Me not can say much that not has already been said by others already and with better grammar. But Sean was heart and soul of this site for 12 years, and as many changes as AVC has weathered in past few years, this might be biggest loss. Me just have to remind self that me still able to read other bygone AVC writers on…

Nabin managed to wrangle away writes to MWoF for his own site, and still writes then periodically. He has insanely high output on that site, so if you miss his writing, there lot of it to catch up on. 

Let’s not forget that Sean O’Neal wrote greatest work in English — nay, any — language, for which he rightfully received Nobel Prize:

Me can think of no better tribute to O’Neal’s career than one last Big Red No.

At least he not try to use Starbucks bathroom — he’d be in jail!

Trainspotting, Jaws, Princess Bride, Harry Potter 5 (only because it objectively worst book in series and movie not bad), Jurassic Park.

Dear Mr. Putin: SEND BETTER TROLLS.

Even Pratt once said, “me only look like this because it my job. No normal person should spend this much time at gym or thinking about supplements.”

Me still mad me lost out to Grammer for that role. Think how much money they could have saved on hair and makeup!

Nope. Not any more. Entire party on board with illegally funneling taxpayer money into Trump’s businesses. Entire party on board with illegally locking up children. Not one Republican elected official has stood up to Trump in any meaningful way. GOP is party of child trafficking and leaving Puerto Rico without…

One of few positive things Trump has given us is moral clarity: you can be decent human being and patriotic American, or you can be Republican. Not both. Not any more.

He was also from Indiana, not Kentucky.

Good point. Conservatives are diverse, nuanced group of evil assholes!