She is unbelievable inarticulate. “Socialism kills lives” I thought death killed lives but what do I know.

I honestly didn’t think you could keep up all those puns furlong. 

I wonder how they could Justfy these actions. I would hope they get more than a Citation from the Secretariat responsible. This type of Assault on horse racing ethics cannot be Affirmed.

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

I am both shocked and deeply offended by Tiegen’s assertion that Trump is a “pussy ass bitch.”

There is a bright side, I guess 

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

We are dangerously close to Trump receiving a very stern warning here.

The Mueller Report said it would hit Alabama.

Checkmate, you commie, socialist libtards.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

The desire to keep my meals down. 

Jack’s back on the sauce, the 1000 Island sauce.

But ends in disgrace during the attempted coup as NRA “prezident” proving that once again he’s pretty shit at overthrowing entrenched regimes.

Who am I supposed to be rooting for in this scenario?  

So I guess if you’re going to be logically consistent (you won’t) we should reserve public schools for only the children of property owners?

Instead of “the Congressional baseball shooter,” Republicans should really start calling that one The Prius, because they’ve gotten so much goddamn mileage off of it.

Switch to American made Oak syrup.