Hey, Canada! Californian here. Any desire for more beach front territory, a healthy tech sector, and kick ass tacos? Because if you were to roll tanks flying the maple-leaf flag down here I don’t think we’ll put up much of a fight at this point. Oregon and Washington will probably be pushovers too. Just sayin’...

I fully admit that when I was in college (when Kim Jong Il was still in charge of NK), I once asked a professor, “Why do we put up with NK’s shit? Why don’t we just nuke their military and munitions centers, and have done with it already?”

The professor, to his credit, very calmly explained the human cost—particularly…

tl:dr- America is a nation filled with adult children?

Even though I despise the GOP and have always thought they’d do almost anything to maintain their grip on power, I did believe that they would stop short of ceding control of the White House to the Russian government and allowing Vladimir Putin to use his puppet to destroy the political and economic elationships with…

Canada, if you’re listening, please hack our elections and install someone relatively sane into office.

I will state this bluntly, and I apologize in advance:

Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball, ...

It sure is a shame how our nations soldiers get treated once they get back from the battlefield.

He’s so fancy.

It’s clear to me that this is a ‘witch hunt’ in that they keep finding references of people working with witches and witchcraft, people lying about not being a witch, and people trying to get stories straight about about how they’re absolutely not witches.

Obama wasn’t an active participant in the Russians trying to destabilize the US and Western relations in general, and his attempts to stop leaks did not include trying to obfuscate his involvement in such conspiracies. Just sayin’.

Hmm, I wonder how Ali would feel about NFL anthem protests today. Since he’s not with us, I can only assume from everything I know about him that he’d consider the protestors sons-of-bitches that should lose their jobs and be kicked out of the country.

Hey guys I know his lawyer says he doesn’t need a pardon but my coworker says “but it well wipe everything off even the charges so it’s still a good thing” and he works in sales so he would know.

what are the odds Trump knows Ali is dead?

I’m sure Trump learned of an outspoken proud black Muslim man and just assumed he had a criminal record.

Playoff hockey is titillating...

There will never be another day of my life where I won’t be utterly astonished that even one single person in America thought Trump was in any way, shape, or form qualified or fit for the job of President of the United States. Absolutely staggering.

“It’s about willingness to get things done.”

The only preparation this fool is familiar with is the stuff he has Eric smear on his asshole.