Well, if somebody just fucked me in the ass, I wouldn’t turn around and ask them for a blowjob.

I mean, all jokes aside, this does end with a Trump resort in NK right?

I don’t want to out anyone, but I’m guessing that person’s name is “Bryan”.

Mother should probably be more worried about Trudeau, to be honest.

This would be the most hilarious way for WW3 to start, hands down

I guess it’s been a while since I’ve lived in the area that I can’t even tell from the picture if she’s from St. Joseph or Independence.

The Party of Law and Order ™ 

This is less for Trump and more directly for our media to stop spewing the same both sides shit. By putting what he said in writing on their video no one can sound bite the part they want.

You turn the man away, you don’t call ICE for chrissakes.

Sad that “Papers please!” a hallmark of nazis and fascists despotic regimes is now accepted and even applauded in America.

Spanky McBonespurs is my favorite.

The orange fuck could call them cunts right there to their faces and they will somehow apologize to the sexual harasser.

I don’t know but maybe - hear me out- trump isn’t sending the best and brightest white men to represent the US.

I bet Grenell was looking for quotes from East Germans on how to build a wall.

Just make Broken Lizard our collective ambassadors. They need the work.

They are really infuriating, all them Beverlys and Beckys

Find me this man I will buy him a beer anytime he wants or anything else he chooses to eat or drink. Fuck you Trump and your fake ass patriotism you five time draft dodging bum

It feels like this particular part of the policy isn’t a flaw, it’s an intended feature meant to dissuade people from seeking asylum. Don’t try to come here, we might take your kids away from you.

He is acting with complete and utter Beauregard for the welfare of these children.