The good news is, for once, the answer to the question, “What’s the matter with Kansas?” isn’t racist politicians or regressive economic policy.

So dumb. Give me a +1!

Sooo, can we just give the Nobel Peace Prize to the mountain rather than any of the “leaders” involved with the talks that are about to happen?

I was thinking more “30 seconds after he puts a price on Solo’s head”!

Thank you for your generous donation Sheldon, by my calculations that’ll pay off 13 forced abortion cover ups and 10 pornstar affairs.

Because one side can outdo the other in large donations, both sides getting together to make elections publicly funded, will never happen.

So instead of the Let’s Move campaign, I suppose we’ll be expecting Melania’s new initiative with that Sports & Health Ministry to be unveiled as “Let Moving!”

My immediate reaction:

The title of the movie: “Blue Balls”.

What is ‘but, her emails?’ Alex.

Nunes, you are an accomplice, co-conspirator and traitor.

You’re not kidding. It kills me when the “Southern Maine is just North Massachusetts!” starts. It’s like “You know we subsidize you, right?”

Nunes is indebted to the russians, like so many other republicans. Unfortunately for him the money trail is really obvious in his case (check out his property records). Nunes is committing treason in order to stop the Mueller investigation because he knows eventually its going to expose him too.

Watch the whole thing here.

Remember when that was a prerequisite to even running for office?

Or who could form complete sentences and coherent thoughts?

Remember that time we elected a president who didn’t talk about himself non-stop?

Your great great grandad on your dad’s side was a loser, bud.

Go FUCK YOURSELF you ignorant, lefty cunt. I bet your pussy smells like rancid yak butter and is in constant competition with your waxy armpits and beach breath to purge the stomach contents of everyone within a Texas acre of your putrid “test of love” for your troglodytic tranny “wife’s” bifurcated tongue.

“I am a proud white man who is very proud of my skin color and the fact that my great great grandad on my dad’s side served in the Texas Confederacy and in the Confederacy.”