Integrity sold separately.

So bad. Take your star.

She’s the Shawn Bradley of Twitter. When you challenge every shot, sometimes you end up on a poster.

In 2018, Donald J. Trump found time between Full Diaper episodes to record a tweetstorm called I Am the Very Smart and Stable One. Tweets include “No Collusion! Hillary is the Collusion!,” “WALL,” and “No One Tells the President What to Do.”

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Well, you know what they say - an abortion is the uterus’ root canal.

Man, my tooth cleaning today is going to go in a far different direction than I thought.

I don’t think that the chair tilts that way.

Oh yeah I’m sure that Congress will hold him totally accountable if he falsified a medical report and broke election laws.

Considering what he’s bragged about and it being a smokescreen or projection type cover up... it’s probably an amphetamine and a serious std. Syphilis would explain so much. He calls women nasty, he brags about not getting an std like his ‘Nam and tweets like a mind on twice fried coke. Aderall or something stronger…

So time to speculate:

This is my favorite picture. They will have to make it extra sturdy to hold Trump’s weight. I hope Maggie Haberman didn’t find that offensive.

then he’ll fire the dog like a dog

So, if Putin can tell this Russian lady to say she is a spy... doesn’t that mean she IS working for the Russian government? And is a spy?

Judging from their attire, I’d say golfers have ... bad taste.

Use your boot straps, Ewick. Begging is for poor people and loser liebruls.

The PGA Tour is really missing an opportunity by not using #PGAtor

Remember when Jesus said don’t pray for, or help, the poor or sick, because it makes you gay? Or when Jesus said all the money lenders should set up in the temple?

It’s fun how they hate the Pope too. Being reasonable and sympathetic is apparently against their religion. Fucking porn stars and cheating on your wife is cool though.

Someone help Kanye!