This is like a juicey undercard impeachment to the main upcoming federal one.

Many people say it involves young boys.

Please let there be an abortion!

Wait until she finds out they got a LaMarcus and a Gay

He’s right, of course. Because God forbid somebody ever have a teachable moment where they make a breakthrough intellectually.

I admit to being a bit confused by this. I thought the right would be all over Trump’s nuts after the bombing. Totes presidential!!!!! “Murica, f**k yeah, comin’ again to save the mutha f**kin’ day, yeah!!” But Alex Jones was crying. I guess I don’t know the alt-right playbook.

Eh, as toothless an centrist as the Dems have become since the 80’s, I’m inclined to believe no side is anyone’s friend if you aren’t a top financial powerhouse.

Marlins Man travelled all the way to the British Virgin Islands, and all he got was this crappy baseball team.

This is the stupidest fucking country. Not even an insult, just a description.

Starred for comment/username synergy.

By now we are in the complete rectal prolapse of history.

They’re used to coordinating with Aryan Nation.

And the uranium she stole from Benghazi! Vince Foster knew about the pizza joint child sex ring years ago!

Maybe he’s just filming a shampoo commercial and tossing his hair ever so seductively for the camera.

Ask and ye shall receive: