And the kid in me loves the frosting!

If women are getting raped and murdered in other countries, isn’t that exactly the reason they’re coming here for amnesty? Why is his solution for them to go home? Do people cheer when Trump says women are getting raped and murdered trying to get here,and then cheer more when he says he’s turning them away and…

Pfft...the only nickname that should matter is “Cadet Spanky McBonespurs”

I don’t know if you’re joking or reporting fact, but, either way, I believe you 100%.

I would buy a book made up solely of names that Gawker sites and Kinja-dwellers have used to refer to Trump. It would be hugely popular, probably the most popular book ever written.

Lest we forget, David D. Smith was once arrested for soliciting prostitutes while driving a company car.

“Words are coming out of my mouth! Words are coming out of their mouths and your mouth! How are my mouth words bad yet your’s and their’s are good? They are all words, made by a human! Unbelievable. So bigoted.”

I know the best way to let the world know you’re not a tool of the Russians is to force everyone to listen to a guy named Boris deliver stern propaganda.

Greatlows4

By all means, the proper response to zero net immigration is to deploy the military.

i love everything about going to redbirds games, other than their association with the god damn cardinals.

Don’t worry about that, us Canadians aren’t trying to leave our country for a shithole

Sure, divert all our military power to guarding the border with Mexico. Leaving the border with Canada wide open for those jackbooted, maple syrup loving, thugs to come over and pillage our cities and rape and murder Americans in mass numbers as their long awaited revenge for Wayne Gretzky leaving Edmonton for Los…

Ya see, this is why we can’t stand this assault on our constitutional right to keep and bear potatoes. There’s always gonna be a bad guy with french fries, and we need to be able to fight back with our own spuds.

He couldn’t even explain to reporters what Easter is about. I think his dementia is far more advanced than his staff is willing to let on, and the traditional newsmedia are soft-pedaling how extremely erratic he’s been lately.

The rabbit looks more lifelike than Melania.

Yeah, he totally comes off as a senile old man who’s wandered into a group of children at play and decides to tell them how the world works, in his opinion.

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

Everyone looks so excited to be there....