Dude was a secret Muslim.

Leviticus 19:33-34 When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.

The last thing they want on Easter is someone named Jesus showing up.

Their choice in a leader is cruel and cowardly. Evangelicals need to figure out how Christ’s teachings fit in to their warped version of Christianity.

Guess that nurse will never understand it. I guess it just happened too fast.

I figure that the average demographic that still actually watches local news, as opposed to getting their information online, also watches Fox anyway.

I’m astounded that there is neither a current or former Detroit area station on that list your provided. Not complaining, of course. Fuck Sinclair with whatever one needs into whichever orifice necessary to make it deeply uncomfortable and horrifying.

You guys, he’s just making women aware that he’s going to assult them! Not the same thing.

Sir Mix A Lot is having his loyalties to the Mariners tested big time.

Goddamn, those pants have more wrinkles than Mitch McConnell’s ballsack.

Yeah, I disabled Adblock for Splinter, figuring it was the least I could for the only GMG site to pull me out of the greys.

This is also some amazing content-ad synergy:

It’s important to point out that SHS, as the voice of the current administration, does nothing but lie.

I like the reminders.

That’s why you’ve seen the president take an active role over the last several months in school safety and looking at ways—we want to do that across the board, whether a kid is in a school, whether they’re at home, no matter where they are in this country, kids should feel safe. And that’s why this president has…

Man, these people obsessed with people being American sure are un-American.

The funny thing is that the asshole could have gotten much more for the wall in return for protection/a path to citizenship for DACA-eligible residents, but instead he had to insist on also slashing legal immigration. He’s amazingly incompetent at enacting any of his plans.

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

Nobody in the goddamned room will challenge anything they say because they don’t want to be sent to their rooms like a pouty teenager.