A 2-for-1 is when your team takes a shot early in the shot clock so that you can have another possession after the opposing team has the ball.

Stephen Miller confirms.

Agree.

Jesus fucking Christ

I’m sure it’s a clusterfuck. The refs were pretty bad, but they were bad in a pretty evenhanded way, so you can’t really blame them for Duke losing. There were a handful of pretty clear missed calls that favored Duke, but you’ll only hear about the other ones since they lost.

Self did a great job of game planning the shit out of guarding Bagley, but there was a possession with maybe 2 minutes left or so when he had a guy on him for 25 seconds that couldn’t have been taller than 6'6" and they didn’t even consider tossing him the ball. Nice coaching job, Krinklowksi.

Duke fans complaining about the refs is the best thing ever. Seriously, stop what you’re doing right now and dive into Duke Twitter to see these people.

It seems like a really good way to win yourself an honerable mention Darwin Award. Like you’re probably not going to die but you may end up taking your uterus out of the gene pool.   

Don’t underestimate the right wings ability to bury its own head firmly up its own ass.

Unfortunate hazing incident

C’mon, he had a ruff childhood.

So much stupid there. Seriously.

Fuck you mouthbreather

Hey now. It might not be syphillis. It could be some other degenerative brain disorder

It’s like a bored, syphilitic narcissist is a bad choice for President.

No, it’s just that Trump is so very, very obviously innocent that there’s no challenge in it.

Round ‘em all up.