After a bourbon or three I have no idea what is going on. Halp

I barely know him

Good for him. Most guys would have chosen another team.

“The last white rhino is gone. Now I’ll never be able to kill one.”

I still to this day reference this commercial.

I would laugh at this shit if it wasn’t a slap in the goddamn face to addicts and their loved ones all throughout the world. I hope he fucking dies.

I mean, it makes sense because everybody stopped doing drugs after the whole “Just Say No” thing in the Eighties so why wouldn’t it work again?

We Are Marshall’s

“Trey Gowdy (R-Benghazi)“ GENIUS

USA USA USA

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

Trump has already done plenty of impeach-worthy things. Nothing is happening because the Republicans are in control. If the pee-tape and collusion were proved tomorrow, they’d still do nothing.

Uh, I’ll take her word for it.

As the players leave, somebody else delivers an ice cold “Congratulations on a great season” dagger.

Adult film actress Stephanie Clifford, aka Storm Daniels, must really have something President Donald Trump doesn’t want publicly disclosed.

That’s not how it works. My team allows a pay as you go option for the playoffs. You don’t get charged unless the team clinches and the game is a certainty.

I can barely wrap my mind around being a Jets fan for free.

It’s never failed the Republicans yet!

Yeah, but the right’s whole method of picking a candidate is “what will piss off the libtards”. Not sure how to combat that.

Well Trump gets praised for not pissing himself and acting coherent on the rare occasion he’s expected to even by all the “lying media”. We’re in a very abusive relationship basically and the bar for good enough is extremely low.