Yeah I was going to defend it but I decided to not bother. People hate it here because they find it too centrist, which I actually think is not accurate.

Best People folks!

You know when you go to take a crap, and there’s this one huge hard gnarly turd first in line that you have to push out first before you can get on with the deed? The one that you know is going to hurt, that’s going to splash back like a depth charge, and might just clog the toilet so much you’ll need an expert to…

This is like a juicey undercard impeachment to the main upcoming federal one.

Makes sense. Everyone knows that if you plug two power strips into each other you get infinite power, and try containing that.

Many people say it involves young boys.

Please let there be an abortion!

Wait until she finds out they got a LaMarcus and a Gay

He’s right, of course. Because God forbid somebody ever have a teachable moment where they make a breakthrough intellectually.

I admit to being a bit confused by this. I thought the right would be all over Trump’s nuts after the bombing. Totes presidential!!!!! “Murica, f**k yeah, comin’ again to save the mutha f**kin’ day, yeah!!” But Alex Jones was crying. I guess I don’t know the alt-right playbook.

Eh, as toothless an centrist as the Dems have become since the 80’s, I’m inclined to believe no side is anyone’s friend if you aren’t a top financial powerhouse.

Marlins Man travelled all the way to the British Virgin Islands, and all he got was this crappy baseball team.

This is the stupidest fucking country. Not even an insult, just a description.

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By now we are in the complete rectal prolapse of history.