They’re used to coordinating with Aryan Nation.

And the uranium she stole from Benghazi! Vince Foster knew about the pizza joint child sex ring years ago!

Maybe he’s just filming a shampoo commercial and tossing his hair ever so seductively for the camera.

Ask and ye shall receive:

Only the second fire this year!

‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’

Price is Right rules

Now I’m never going to get rid of this misbegotten ‘87 Ford Fiesta.

And the kid in me loves the frosting!

If women are getting raped and murdered in other countries, isn’t that exactly the reason they’re coming here for amnesty? Why is his solution for them to go home? Do people cheer when Trump says women are getting raped and murdered trying to get here,and then cheer more when he says he’s turning them away and…

Pfft...the only nickname that should matter is “Cadet Spanky McBonespurs”

I don’t know if you’re joking or reporting fact, but, either way, I believe you 100%.

I would buy a book made up solely of names that Gawker sites and Kinja-dwellers have used to refer to Trump. It would be hugely popular, probably the most popular book ever written.

Lest we forget, David D. Smith was once arrested for soliciting prostitutes while driving a company car.

“Words are coming out of my mouth! Words are coming out of their mouths and your mouth! How are my mouth words bad yet your’s and their’s are good? They are all words, made by a human! Unbelievable. So bigoted.”

I know the best way to let the world know you’re not a tool of the Russians is to force everyone to listen to a guy named Boris deliver stern propaganda.

Greatlows4

By all means, the proper response to zero net immigration is to deploy the military.

i love everything about going to redbirds games, other than their association with the god damn cardinals.