Don’t worry about that, us Canadians aren’t trying to leave our country for a shithole

Sure, divert all our military power to guarding the border with Mexico. Leaving the border with Canada wide open for those jackbooted, maple syrup loving, thugs to come over and pillage our cities and rape and murder Americans in mass numbers as their long awaited revenge for Wayne Gretzky leaving Edmonton for Los…

Ya see, this is why we can’t stand this assault on our constitutional right to keep and bear potatoes. There’s always gonna be a bad guy with french fries, and we need to be able to fight back with our own spuds.

He couldn’t even explain to reporters what Easter is about. I think his dementia is far more advanced than his staff is willing to let on, and the traditional newsmedia are soft-pedaling how extremely erratic he’s been lately.

A charitable interpretation would be that programs like DACA encourage more illegal immigration, or that DACA is emblematic of benefits and treatment available to undocumented immigrants from a country soft on immigration. But Donald Fucking Trump deserves neither a charitable interpretation nor the benefit of the…

If there was ever a place to post this…

The rabbit looks more lifelike than Melania.

Yeah, he totally comes off as a senile old man who’s wandered into a group of children at play and decides to tell them how the world works, in his opinion.

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

Everyone looks so excited to be there....

Dude was a secret Muslim.

Leviticus 19:33-34 When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.

The last thing they want on Easter is someone named Jesus showing up.

Their choice in a leader is cruel and cowardly. Evangelicals need to figure out how Christ’s teachings fit in to their warped version of Christianity.

Guess that nurse will never understand it. I guess it just happened too fast.

I figure that the average demographic that still actually watches local news, as opposed to getting their information online, also watches Fox anyway.

I’m astounded that there is neither a current or former Detroit area station on that list your provided. Not complaining, of course. Fuck Sinclair with whatever one needs into whichever orifice necessary to make it deeply uncomfortable and horrifying.

Might be pretty easy to figure out. Just find out what 230+ lbs of manure goes for on the open market.

You guys, he’s just making women aware that he’s going to assult them! Not the same thing.