Sir Mix A Lot is having his loyalties to the Mariners tested big time.

Not to mention Amazon has shit tons of net loss carry forwards from over a decade of losses to offset any current taxable income.

Goddamn, those pants have more wrinkles than Mitch McConnell’s ballsack.

Yeah, I disabled Adblock for Splinter, figuring it was the least I could for the only GMG site to pull me out of the greys.

This is also some amazing content-ad synergy:

It’s important to point out that SHS, as the voice of the current administration, does nothing but lie.

I like the reminders.

That’s why you’ve seen the president take an active role over the last several months in school safety and looking at ways—we want to do that across the board, whether a kid is in a school, whether they’re at home, no matter where they are in this country, kids should feel safe. And that’s why this president has…

The same thing he always uses for that purpose... the mirror.

Man, these people obsessed with people being American sure are un-American.

The funny thing is that the asshole could have gotten much more for the wall in return for protection/a path to citizenship for DACA-eligible residents, but instead he had to insist on also slashing legal immigration. He’s amazingly incompetent at enacting any of his plans.

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

Nobody in the goddamned room will challenge anything they say because they don’t want to be sent to their rooms like a pouty teenager.

“Hey, I’m just as surprised as you are that I exist and haven’t been terminated, yet.”

A 2-for-1 is when your team takes a shot early in the shot clock so that you can have another possession after the opposing team has the ball.

Stephen Miller confirms.

Agree.

Jesus fucking Christ

I’m sure it’s a clusterfuck. The refs were pretty bad, but they were bad in a pretty evenhanded way, so you can’t really blame them for Duke losing. There were a handful of pretty clear missed calls that favored Duke, but you’ll only hear about the other ones since they lost.