It seems like a really good way to win yourself an honerable mention Darwin Award. Like you’re probably not going to die but you may end up taking your uterus out of the gene pool.   

Don’t underestimate the right wings ability to bury its own head firmly up its own ass.

Unfortunate hazing incident

C’mon, he had a ruff childhood.

So much stupid there. Seriously.

Fuck you mouthbreather

Hey now. It might not be syphillis. It could be some other degenerative brain disorder

It’s like a bored, syphilitic narcissist is a bad choice for President.

No, it’s just that Trump is so very, very obviously innocent that there’s no challenge in it.

Round ‘em all up.

After a bourbon or three I have no idea what is going on. Halp

I barely know him

Good for him. Most guys would have chosen another team.

Waaaait a minute, I thought Trump insisted that he isn’t a puppet, you’re the puppet. Are you saying he was wrong?

“The last white rhino is gone. Now I’ll never be able to kill one.”

I still to this day reference this commercial.

I would laugh at this shit if it wasn’t a slap in the goddamn face to addicts and their loved ones all throughout the world. I hope he fucking dies.