We Are Marshall’s

“Trey Gowdy (R-Benghazi)“ GENIUS

Eh. Nobody cares.

USA USA USA

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

Trump has already done plenty of impeach-worthy things. Nothing is happening because the Republicans are in control. If the pee-tape and collusion were proved tomorrow, they’d still do nothing.

Uh, I’ll take her word for it.

As the players leave, somebody else delivers an ice cold “Congratulations on a great season” dagger.

Adult film actress Stephanie Clifford, aka Storm Daniels, must really have something President Donald Trump doesn’t want publicly disclosed.

That’s not how it works. My team allows a pay as you go option for the playoffs. You don’t get charged unless the team clinches and the game is a certainty.

I can barely wrap my mind around being a Jets fan for free.

It’s never failed the Republicans yet!

Yeah, but the right’s whole method of picking a candidate is “what will piss off the libtards”. Not sure how to combat that.

Well Trump gets praised for not pissing himself and acting coherent on the rare occasion he’s expected to even by all the “lying media”. We’re in a very abusive relationship basically and the bar for good enough is extremely low.

You don’t think we aren’t doing the exact same thing to other countries?

Jeezus, that’s good mimicry. Like, A++ level stream-of-Trumpiness. How can you unhinge your mind like that, and is it hard to return to a linear timeline afterwards?

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

The fact that there is a banner add on the side shilling some Repub who “believes in hope for America because of Jesus Christ” makes this comment so much better.

The truly stupid are those that take pride in not knowing things.

I can’t understand what he’s saying :( I know the individual words, because they’re easy words, but I don’t understand how they come together as a sentence, the narrative thread I’m supposed to follow...