I have a hard time tracking the legitimacy of the First Order. They’re not the Empire, but they act like the Empire, and are upset at the Republic for not doing anything to prevent the Resistance from... resisting this apparently terrorist outfit that the Republic should have encouraged them to resist instead of…

“The bottom line: The Russians did commit active measures against our election in ’16, and we think they will do that in the future,” Mr. Conaway said. But, he added, “We disagree with the narrative that they were trying to help Trump.”

I loved the “And who can forget what Jose Altuve did?” part of Trump’s speech in that clip. Bitch, you did not watch the World Series. You do not have a fucking clue what you’re talking about.

The first 13 traitors emerge.

Curt Schilling- Dilfer is who Trumpkins aspire to be Schilling is who they really are

In that moment, Altuve was thinking to himself, “I wish the Dodgers had won.”

I want Sherman mic’d up so we can actually hear “FUCK YOUR NANOBUBBLES” during a live broadcast

Yeah well that’s not as funny

Would that even do anything? It’d prob have to be underage male Democrats for his base to even bat an eyelash..

lol. “new best friend” like trump has any friends, let alone a best one.

Yeah, McCarron wasn’t going there just to be a bridge QB until the guy they draft in a few weeks is ready, and committing to him as the long-term starter would’ve meant a much bigger contract than he deserves. I like getting Taylor to take the snaps early, but that was the easy part. Now, they need to nail the pick…

pssst. he’s white

psst. he’s black.

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

Also Duke Johnson is incredibly under-rated and under-utilized by Hue Jackson. Really like these moves. Also

Not in attendance:

“The Russians had no impact on our votes whatsoever. But certainly there was meddling, and probably there was meddling from other countries, maybe other individuals,”

I’m going full Ron Swanson “turf n turf” dinner.

I’ve long given up the bullshit about “not speaking ill of the dead,” and I feel like if someone dies, that is a perfectly appropriate time to discuss their actual life, watts and all. I don’t see any need for some two week moratorium to acknowledge that Antonin Scalia had some really toxic rules.

Oh man, same. Without question people are going to throw down in celebration.