Spoiler: it was the treason.

Nope. This is the dude the Trump campaign had to fire early on when his history of racist Facebook posts was discovered. The Trump campaign. For being too racist.

We’re headed to a point where this is going to be a huge competitive advantage for California teams. The Chiefs already got absolutely fleeced by the Rams because Clark Hunt’s silver spoon ass couldn’t stand the heat of a bunch of backwoods types who were angry about Marcus Peters.

Of course they’ll sign anyone. I mean, if there had been some unsigned protestor who was a somewhat similar QB, stylistically speaking, do you honestly believe the Texans wouldn’t have snapped him up when Deshaun Watson went down, and would’ve instead opted to let a somewhat promising season go down the tubes? Well…

Eventually hers, Hillary Swank’s and Tricia Helfer’s faces will all blend into one super face - Jennaria Gankfer

She tried to time a fart with the applause and almost got more than what she bargained for.

MEGACUCK OBAMZILLA

“Show us on this anatomically correct AR-15 where Obama touched you”

pal, you got that right

And if any team has experience with that kind of thing...

Speaking of which, any truth to the rumors that this is a young Magary?

It’s hilarious because everybody spent so much time shitting on LaVar Ball and he turned out to be totally right. Gee, I wonder why people decided to shit on him while letting Trump’s lies float. Hmmm.

we just need LaVar to publicly call Trump a Small Baller  and we will have everything we’ve ever needed in this country.

The Bridge on the River Why?

Trump supporters are basically like battered wives at this point.

Meanwhile, Beauregard is saying…

Well, if Putin promises to nuke only Florida, then maybe we can work something out...?