Thanks for reminding me that I have those to look forward to.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m just projecting some feelings about other people’s kids but...these people do realize that some teachers aren’t down like that for their students?

For a political strategy it’s really brilliant. Throw out an idea, find out that the group that the idea affects the most is vehemently against it, then keep harping on about the idea until the issue fizzles out. It’s the perfect bad faith argument to derail a discussion.

If he really said, “if a pilot were to actually run the FAA, flights wouldn’t get delayed on the tarmac as frequently” he’s an idiot.

Trump won’t win in the midterms.

If Trump doesn’t take any drugs I’ll shave my ass.

In 1977, Wayne LaPierre led an internal coup of the organization, and turned it into what it is today.

Think of what this really means - especially in the case of these sitting congressman who have been trying kill this investigation since day one (Nunes’s moronic night trip to the White House to expose “vital info” previously given to him by - The White House)

Nunes is a real american. His inability to understand timelines, and complete misunderstanding of the difference between causality and correlation shows you that he operates on hunches and gumption, be gone with your evidence, the only way things get done is if we lie, cheat, steal, manipulate for the greater good,…

Christ, look at that line up.

In fact, Loesch added a short while later, it’s the TV stations themselves who are partially to blame for mass shooters.

Well the horse wouldn’t jack off constantly to Ayn Rand

Hahahaha! As a newly married man, i think your follow up is goddamn hilarious as well as equally ominous

Well-behaved cartoon girls rarely make history.

Governor Perp Walk

Sometimes I’m sent to the store on a mission my wife doesn’t think I can complete without her help, but she must remain at base for some reason. In those situations I use FaceTime, which does not have a “hold to your ear” feature. My wife knows this embarrasses me, because I, like you, do not understand why anybody…