You missed the part where Bell only admitted to providing the benefits because he got upset that Pastner didn’t call him for his birthday. No, seriously.

Citizens arrest—don’t think so. But look up Latrell spreewell.

I have vowed never to disengage, I feel like we need to keep our eyes and ears open. My line in the sand is if Trump fires Muller. If that happens I’m absolutely taking to the streets. No violence, but this old bird is out there.

Uh, those guys have to roller skate AND deliver food. You’re giving the administration too much credit.

That’s not Mick Foley??

Overrated sports blogger Magery thinks The American Dream isn’t real and poor people should be helped more. Communist?

On a first read my mind edited out an s.

It’s not fish anymore. It’s fisk. You’d better drink whatever you have around to get that gelatinous....thing....down.

Soggy faced bitch...

Well, it’s hardly fair to say this without getting a rebuttal from Kellyanne. Kellyanne, your response?

This move is the equivalent of making Pookie from New Jack City the head of the task force on crack

Same. Did a DNA test on mine and the results came back “all of them.”

He’s like a reverse Jesus Christ.

PUTIN’ THE RUSS IN RUSSIA AMIRITE

I took the over on binge eating and a hangover & won big, baby!

To recap, colluding with an adversary, not treason. Not clapping for dear leader, clearly treason. Got it.

No, you don’t understand. The bootstraps trickle down if you stop stealing from the job creators like an illegal immigrant gang member.

I love this weird myth of “non-personal” medical care in a universal system. Like, today, with my private insurance plan, the tens of thousands of dollars I spend each year on premiums, co-pays, and deductibles gets me a doctor that high-fives me when I walk into his office and asks me about the big game last night,…

I hope millions riot in the UK when he visits. And, while he is visiting, I hope that some poor, unhinged soul takes it upon themselves to solve the world’s Donny Trumplefuck problem, permanently.

I want her to just promise him there won’t be any protesters, and then make plenty of room for them when he shows up. Just lie to the asshole, it’ll be great for the rest of us to watch.