Meanwhile at the White House.....

Sure, T.O. is a Hall of Famer now, and he owned Jason “Never Met A Black Athlete I Wouldn’t Patronize” Whitlock on social media, but he can’t take away Whitlock’s three-peat performance as the “Beef Brisket Boss” at the Kansas City Annual Competitive Eating Bonanza.

Terrell OWNS morelike.

I still got it. Oh yeah.

He often says things that are so fucking galactically stupid that you catch yourself and think maybe he said something genius you just didn’t understand. Then you re-read it and realize once again that he really, genuinely is a class A imbecile.

“We got hit with these corporations giving tremendous bonuses to everybody that Nancy Pelosi called crumbs,” Trump said this week at a GOP retreat in West Virginia, according to The Hill. “That could be like deplorable, does that make sense? Deplorable and crumbs? Those two words, they seem to have a resemblance. I…

A dolla fitty buys at least one pair of bootstraps.

So, tell me... how do Tide pods taste?

I am also American. Yankee baseball apple pie Cadillac.

The citizens of Springfield, Ogdenville, Brockway and North Haverbrook agree! Sure, that’s four, but who’s counting?

So what you’re saying is

How were they to know he’d massively screw the city over? He’d only ever massively screwed one other city over!

You can tell from her makeup she ain’t right. Also her eyes are too close together.

what did knees ever do to you?

What the hell did sleeves ever do to this man?

WAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPP

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

We’re all dead and this is hell, right?

So are Bang Bros and Brazzers going to chip in?

Wolf Blitzer: “tonight, Donald Trump became President”.

Hey, the DNC are on the job. /s