ZING!

“Climate change” was adopted to stop idiotic congressmen from bringing snowballs into the House and Senate. Results are inconclusive so far.

I knew it wouldn’t be the last time Favre misrepresented growth metrics.

What a diq.

The only way I see this having any effect at all is if someone disparages trump’s penis. Then you’ll really see the shit hit the fan. He’ll HAVE to respond. That, right there, is where we are in american politics.

Trump’s response:

“Oh well, at least I got my tax break.”

There’s a time and place for everything. The place for that is kinja. The time is always.

“We’re going to morph into it ... It’s going to happen, at some point in the future, over a period of 10 to 12 years,”

Bet he’s one of those ‘Try it underhanded! Who cares how it looks!’ guys.

The most ridiculous part of this is the notion that FBI staff would contain more than a tiny token number of Democratic Party supporters. The FBI is the most rabidly right-wing agency this side of CBP and ICE.

So this is where we are now, according to Republicans, with respect to first the Mueller investigation and now the entire FBI:

NOTHING will decrease liberal voter turnout this year. NOTHING. We are ready. Also, we stopped looking for any signs of democratic leadership a long time ago.

All those kickbacks sure add up in a hurry.

When she talks why does it look a demon is trying to escape her face?

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

It takes their base a really long time to learn new things. Repetition is the key.

I get super snarky at Costco. I just know I’m going to get punched one of these days when I roll my eyes and sarcastically say “Gee, I have no idea what the hell frozen pizza tastes like... better drop everything for a sample.” I’ll probably deserve it, but GAH.

Right- South Africa is shocking for a white supremacist.

Greased lightpoles, Eagles fans running into support beams, Gerrymandering being appealed to courts that have no jurisdiction, and this guy. It’s pretty clear Florida is taking a sabbatical and Pennsylvania is saying “hold my Yuengling”