It’s not fish anymore. It’s fisk. You’d better drink whatever you have around to get that gelatinous....thing....down.

Soggy faced bitch...

Well, it’s hardly fair to say this without getting a rebuttal from Kellyanne. Kellyanne, your response?

This move is the equivalent of making Pookie from New Jack City the head of the task force on crack

He’s like a reverse Jesus Christ.

PUTIN’ THE RUSS IN RUSSIA AMIRITE

I took the over on binge eating and a hangover & won big, baby!

To recap, colluding with an adversary, not treason. Not clapping for dear leader, clearly treason. Got it.

No, you don’t understand. The bootstraps trickle down if you stop stealing from the job creators like an illegal immigrant gang member.

I love this weird myth of “non-personal” medical care in a universal system. Like, today, with my private insurance plan, the tens of thousands of dollars I spend each year on premiums, co-pays, and deductibles gets me a doctor that high-fives me when I walk into his office and asks me about the big game last night,…

I hope millions riot in the UK when he visits. And, while he is visiting, I hope that some poor, unhinged soul takes it upon themselves to solve the world’s Donny Trumplefuck problem, permanently.

I want her to just promise him there won’t be any protesters, and then make plenty of room for them when he shows up. Just lie to the asshole, it’ll be great for the rest of us to watch.

Meanwhile at the White House.....

Sure, T.O. is a Hall of Famer now, and he owned Jason “Never Met A Black Athlete I Wouldn’t Patronize” Whitlock on social media, but he can’t take away Whitlock’s three-peat performance as the “Beef Brisket Boss” at the Kansas City Annual Competitive Eating Bonanza.

Terrell OWNS morelike.

I still got it. Oh yeah.

He often says things that are so fucking galactically stupid that you catch yourself and think maybe he said something genius you just didn’t understand. Then you re-read it and realize once again that he really, genuinely is a class A imbecile.

“We got hit with these corporations giving tremendous bonuses to everybody that Nancy Pelosi called crumbs,” Trump said this week at a GOP retreat in West Virginia, according to The Hill. “That could be like deplorable, does that make sense? Deplorable and crumbs? Those two words, they seem to have a resemblance. I…

The citizens of Springfield, Ogdenville, Brockway and North Haverbrook agree! Sure, that’s four, but who’s counting?

So what you’re saying is

How were they to know he’d massively screw the city over? He’d only ever massively screwed one other city over!