You can tell from her makeup she ain’t right. Also her eyes are too close together.

what did knees ever do to you?

What the hell did sleeves ever do to this man?

WAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPP

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

We’re all dead and this is hell, right?

So are Bang Bros and Brazzers going to chip in?

Wolf Blitzer: “tonight, Donald Trump became President”.

when his survival depended on it.

I would have went with Pladimir Vutin but you nailed the rest.

Hey, the DNC are on the job. /s

This is disrespectful.

ZING!

I knew it wouldn’t be the last time Favre misrepresented growth metrics.

What a diq.

The only way I see this having any effect at all is if someone disparages trump’s penis. Then you’ll really see the shit hit the fan. He’ll HAVE to respond. That, right there, is where we are in american politics.

Trump’s response:

“Oh well, at least I got my tax break.”

The most ridiculous part of this is the notion that FBI staff would contain more than a tiny token number of Democratic Party supporters. The FBI is the most rabidly right-wing agency this side of CBP and ICE.

So this is where we are now, according to Republicans, with respect to first the Mueller investigation and now the entire FBI: