Oh we’ve already lost.

“So in conclusion, go fuck yourself, America.”

“It’s great to be in Ho Chi Minh at this gathering of Juggalos!”

Now i totally want someone to slip him the list of the starting line of a football team and see if he just goes through it like Ron Burgundy.

I think this is all demeaning to a man that clearly just shits his pants.

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Well That’sh shad.

Jesus, Barry. Show some damn respect. They’re Depend-brand Fit-Flex Underwear for Men.

Possible future GoPro financial news headlines:

IOT toy has shitty security?

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

That won’t get greasy and disgusting quick, no sir.

That escalated quickly.

Having the schedule in that table is my new #LifeGoal

LaVar Burton: “TNG is Still the Best Star Trek Series”

I feel like when she’s not repeating WH talking points she just sits in a dark room and stares at a wall.

LaVar Ball Powers L.A., Simply By Sticking Dick In Socket

“Hey assholes...thanks a lot!”

Man, he looks like he’s going to die soon.

Golf cart. God have some class...