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If “Shite” is a typo it’s still pretty accurate 

“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way General Kelly can’t see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about…

tiny hands make it look yooge

‘Executive Time’ = whackin’ it

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

Fake news awards announcement was fake news. Mind. Blown.

But it’s the Mueller investigation that’s giving America a bad name, donchaknow.

Pretty sure his callsign is Wily Covfefe

Doubt he has anything on them. The fact of the matter is that these people are weak little shits who have no moral core and will slice an old lady’s throat while sucking 100 bags of dirty dicks if it means even a shrivel of undeserved power. Cowards, all of them.

“I don’t decide who coaches.”

Remember this next time someone claims that Google is a panopticon of such power that we’re all digital slaves. It can’t even keep track of a bunch of large physical objects within a block of its own campus.

Here’s where I remind you that he lost the popular vote and that Republicans almost elected a child molester because Republicans are fucking stupid.

You might have a point, because I think their businesses are actually successful?

I would like to extend a hearty “Fuck you,” to every person that voted him into office. This includes all the Susan Sarandons of the world.

You waste a lot of words and effort typing furiously to people who aren’t listening to you.

You know who regularly protests about how smart they are?

Seent the first one before. But the second one? Goddamn. Smh

No way in hell he hasn’t at least sexually assaulted her at some point.

Would have loved to see the spit takes Ryan and McConnell did when they heard Trump say that.