I ventured over to Breitbart (takes another bleach shower) to see how this is all playing out.

Tough choices. Should I cheer for a high-functioning alcoholic openly supporting organized racism or a dementia-addled impetuous dotard with nuclear weapons?

Oh my god. How are they keeping this as under-wraps as they are??? Hillary collapsed ONCE and it was game over.

Is it early though??? The pile of turds is in his 70s and subsists on a diet of McDonalds, KFC, diet coke, well-done steaks with ketchup, and taco bowls (when he’s pandering). I’d say he’s behind schedule.

I really don’t get how trumpkins think the orange menace is playing 4D chess and is the most intelligent president we’ve had in ages.

These things all just show his genius-level negotiating abilities.

To be fair, I always called him Boner too.

He probably always pronounced his name like B-OH-ner in his own chaotic inner monologue and got confused when someone else pronounced it correctly as B-AY-ner.

THIS presidency seems to be lower than the resin-encrusted remains of evaporated bong water.

He’s Trump

Twitter. The source is Twitter.

He is the best looking of the kids...

PEE PEE TAPE! PEE PEE TAPE!

Fusion GPS just called out the Republican investigation.

Obama ordered a burger with Dijon once so they’re both bad if you think about it.

You know what sucks? Besides the obvious. That even if trump gets kicked out of office and publicly ruined, all this shit has been put out there and exposed for the world to see. If the world was a neighborhood, we’re the family whose dad went outside jerked himself off and then took a huge dump on his next door…

It’s touching that you think Trump knows about time zones.

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

I assume Republicans are happy that someone is finally bringing some dignity to the office of the President of the United States.

I realise it’s a word which is frowned upon to use nowadays, but this guy is such a fucking retard.