Because the man is a “dipshit”.

Well on my desk I have a button to order beef jerky off of Amazon. So I think I win, because I can push the button as many times as my bank accounts allows, while if Kim presses that button he can measure his remaining life span in days if not hours.

He should nuke his barber.

THIS GUY TIPPI GORDON, I CALL HIM MARIO 64 BECAUSE HE’S GOT LOTS OF STARS

THIS GUY JON GRUDEN, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE’S FALLEN UP INTO A JOB HE DOESN’T REALLY WANT AND IT’LL PROBABLY END IN DISASTER.

Yeah, but it’s a joke. They’ve actually announced their hire before they intend to comply. They’ll interview some black guy walking by the facility, claim he didn’t have enough experience, and hire who they wanted anyway.

Just find one of us fat guys. We’ll never have high-waisted pants.

Microscopic. Probably has ED too.

How small is his penis?

This gets taken out of the greys?

I haven’t seen anyone hate phonies this much since Holden Caulfield.

“...forget the myths the media’s created about the White House—the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.”

“That’s gonna leave a mark” - 2008 Detroit Lions

By “tough it out” I assume you mean “spend a couple of years accepting a string of 6 figure paydays from Power Conference teams that want an easy win over an FBS team rather than an FCS school, stinking up the field but loading the coffers” or something along those lines, right?

Jews batted .159 off him for his career.

He’s in trouble for not only having praised a white supremacist, but also hosting said white supremacist on his radio show. It’s grammatically sound.

FOH Tony Green

“What makes it worse is that he is doing it in the East Room just below the portrait of George Washington,” one of Breuer’s fellow interns told the Daily Mail.

Correction: that seems like a lot of diarrhea for $4.20.