Remind me to finish Red States Wake Up on a slow day

If going back to inches and miles isn’t part of Brexit, then what was the fucking point?

I see someone just got back from a year abroad.

 Units of 10 are for socialists, you commie.

2017, man. Fucking 2017.

I wonder how many “roses” she was asking for on Craigslist for said date.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

The moment when Vinny from Jersey Shore eloquently and succinctly explains the science of climate modeling to Trump:

Tweets, tweets as far as the eye can see.
Also golf score cards where someone very obviously erased bad scores.

The only people who breathe are LOSERS and HATERS.

A cellphone and a TV remote.

Can you imagine what in the actual fuck will be in his Presidential Library!?

So by Trump’s reckoning, the fact that a few people do win the lottery totally negates the millions of people who lose money on it annually, and proves it’s a great idea to invest your life savings buying powerball tickets.

For a debut comment, that was certainly . . . a comment.

i know, right? bunch of globalist cucks

Yyyyeahhhh... I don’t think you really have a read of the room.

I choose to believe Harrison dragged his own recliner into the room from his truck in the parking lot, arriving 20 minutes late and interrupting multiple meetings along the way.

Which legacy is tarnished by sleeping in a recliner while an inferior ex-linebacker “teaches” the guys stealing your job?

“OK guys, this week we’re gonna....wait for it....run a loose zone! It’s only the 250th straight game we’ve run this scheme, so I want you all to pay close attention and...”

I always thought Joey Porter was an abject moron, but I stand corrected. At least he was smart enough not to wake Harrison up.