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Aaaaannnd Kupp is already back to start the 2nd half. It did look nasty but I guess that was quite the premature speculation.

Is this your first time watching postseason baseball in the last 5 years? That’s Marlins Man, he’s a loaded injury lawyer that plunks down $10k a game for a seat behind homeplate.

TRE45ON - The piece of toilet paper stuck to America’s shoe.

That’s how presidential impeachment works, not recalling a judge from the bench.

Don’t be sorry Brett. Next year you will be recalled from the Supreme Court for perjuring yourself multiple times during this process.

The Russians have clearly compromised Graham. It’s okay Lindsay, everyone already knows your gay, just come out already and they can’t hold it over your head anymore

San Jose Earthquakes

How can an SC justice vote for the wall?

Says the person that can’t determine the proper use of They’re, Their, or There.

Mack didn’t want to be in Oakland.

Not sure if you meant to use “except” instead of the correct “accept” but it made it feel like an authentic tweet.

WYTS: Belichick still won’t let Gronk wear #69

Nobody is saying he is not making a lot of money, more than you or I would make in a lifetime. But to put it in perspective for you, there are about 100 NBA players making 14M or more. A lot of bench players make that. He is the best RB in football.

For some reason I recall Modest Mouse being from Issaquah, WA is this not the case?

Take your star, you glorious bastard.

But does Ahmadiejad think a Hot dog is a sandwich?

Sigh. The Fake News Screamer has resorted to creating his own fake news.

Have you ever heard this guys wife talk?

Many people are saying if the Republican take the house, they will create the Sons of Jacob.