Why don’t you shove some mustard and vinegar up your ass. It’s the same difference.

Ryan (the guy from the video) here.

“portrayed herself...as part of the anti-Trump ‘resistance’ movement.”

Can I borrow somebody’s username and password to The Athletic? 

Logan and the other one?

Mr. McCarthy:

The Braves have really embraced the whole “leaving urban Atlanta for suburban Cobb County” thing.

Pssshhh. Are there no original TV shows left?

“Assange, pictured here enjoying the smug taste of his own fart, was served via Twitter.”

MMmmm this Rethuglican voter suppression beef is... Delicious

Excellent. Damn. Post.

If you don’t like the CEO’s behavior, don’t buy/use their products.

You don’t have to wait. He un-ironically boasts of being an immigration advisor to Trump. I have to live through this hell on local TV every day.

“Dork Lard of the Cheetos”

Yeah doesn’t make much sense since those were the roads jerseys back in the day. Are those regular alternates or just a 1 time thing?

1. Build nuclear plant

Chillin’ with a Villain

Instead of “Deep Throat”, the source this time is “Orange Face”

KCMO has no love for that traitor. We were one of the first places to protest him during the campaign.

Well, I guess I am just a slick motherfucker. There were a couple times I thought a guy was gonna puke (I pulled over a few times) but no one ever did. I will take my perfect streak to the grave as I no longer drive anymore. Knock on wood.