I’ve been an Uber driver but fortunately never had anyone ralph in my car. Even took the step of keeping a bagged trash can in my car when I worked on St Pattys day.

You see, it's opposite day again.

Why? Did you fart?

I can tell this is a big deal, because I was watching Fox Business (It was on in a lobby I was waiting in, I wouldn’t torture myself like that) and the chyron actually mentioned people calling the President’s comments treasonous.

Russian

Durrrr it didn't change the outcome, butter emails, Benghazi.

The only guy he said absolutely no to is black.

C’mon Columbus PD, there was more touching going on in the Ohio State wrestling locker room then that strip club.

My meritocratic solution I’ve been promoting for years is expanding the tourney field to 96 teams. The 32 conference tournament winners get a bye, while the 64 at large teams play each other on campus. After that it’s 64 team NCAA tourney as usual.

It does taste rotten flesh so...

Pretty RICH this guy accusing Merkel of being under the influence of Russia.

• Refurb Fusion Media Group | Inquire Within

• Refurb Fusion Media Group | Inquire Within

I’ll just leave this here.

Callaway sliced that one right but he got a lucky bounce off the cart path on to the fairway.

Trump used to be besties w/ Jeffrey Epstein. Has anyone considered that maybe these migrant children are disappearing because they are being sold into sex slavery?

It’s “Fake News” because its negative, its true because it happened.

Soy? GTFO and go back to r/thedonald

There’s the door. Dont let it hit ya...

Say buh-bye Jefferson Beauregard Sessions.

Yeah, PimpHandOfSisko above thinks the Russians want to be real covert about who they kill. Just like they want to be real covert about what elections they influence.