I don’t think I’ve ever seen that much of his “forehead”

Hmm...is this the Royals payback for the 2014 World Series?

Is this what my wife means when she says she wants to Spice it up in bed?

(White) Russians phish and hack politicians and electoral systems, we congratulate them.

You know he’s serious when he puts words in ALL CAPS

You’re so smart you spelled it unitnelligent.

So this kid was trying to MAGA?

Yeah, but if we institute a mental fitness test for office, with questions like “is collaborating with a foreign power bad?” you know Repubs will just be like “Aww this test has a total elitist Librul bias!”

It would also mark him as a person paying good money to go to a Jets game.

“Ya know what I mean?”

“Ya know what I mean?”

Salty, too.

Ugh. Is Syracuse going to get in the First 4 game perpetually just because that one year they rode a wave of other teams upsets to the Final 4?

Terrible Dad Joke yields mediocre Kevin Ollie-like results

If we did not have a president that is pwned by Putin we would already be working on a coup over there. Hopefully this will propel our British allies to do the job our kompromat president will not.

Way to go Stormy, take him to Pound Town!

“Please do us all a favor and just disappear.”

#MeToo Kobe

Australian Steve Doocy has a visible “gotcha” erection.

Yeah, it’s like, totally cold in my freezer, so like, global warming is a Chinese hoax or something...