Doogle approves.

I for one, am SHOCKED a person in this administration would use their position to corruptly enrich themselves.

9/10. I would let her piss on my “I don’t do treason” T-shirt

Michael Smith is so unremarkable, the Chinese call him Lee Kim.

Obligatory:

Same reason Dotard ran for Pres... Sociopaths think they are smarter than everyone else.

It’s okay, Greitens will just, like, shoot this indictment with an AK until it blows up.

Who buys 55 gallons O lube? Only thing I can think of is a porn studio.

“Don’t give them the fame they crave”

Lock. Him. Up. Lock him. Up! Lock him up!

Someone should make a meme of this guy as a puppet with an NRA gun shoved up his ass.

I mean, did this fuck stick expect to fill out his clearance forms incorrectly 50 times and just have a temporary clearance for all 4 years (or less) of this regime?

The President used the murder of children as deflection from his own treasonous scandal.

That’s not the definition of choking. It’s my cock in your wifes throat.

Wow, can the Browns do the Brownsiest thing, sign McCarron to be their starting QB, trade down from the #1 and #4 pick, get a bunch more (bad) players, fail, rinse, repeat?

They still advertise because of what marketers call “top-of-mind awareness”

Yeah, they put stuff in poutine that makes you librul

“Mr. Pence, you’re generally regarded as the most incompetent person in an administration functioning just above the level of a concussed baboon. Would you like to respond?”

“The gang fails to do background checks”

I was expecting the clever use of “Dart” and was disappointed...other than that, the journey of your comment is a of a high caliber.