Golf courses are also terrible for the environment.

“My father doesn’t even like grabbing pussy!”

I am not a flautist sir, I play the Butt Trumpet.

It’s almost as if everyone in this administration is only here for their own selfish, personal gain.

**Light Bulb**

I’ve had my hand in there a few times.

+1 Take your damn star

It’s okay, Dietl can soak up his tears in an Arby’s bun, then eat it.

It’s okay, Dietl can soak up his tears in an Arby’s bun, then eat it.

Alabama student newspaper, The Crimson White, 

Fox News headline:

+1 Galloping Gerdie

“In Russia, President is Judge, Jury, and Executioner!”

+1 Malice in the Palace

Faux News commits faux pas

A side effect of Colts football is Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC)

They really are college hoops crazy in Indiana. It’s a Final 4 banner just like the BBallers!