They really are college hoops crazy in Indiana. It’s a Final 4 banner just like the BBallers!

There is no scandal to reasonable people.

Is this the guys mugshot?

How else is she going to collect her reward for helping that Nigerian prince?

It’s the curse of Larry Finkle.

Can we just give ALL the opioids to the president, and see what happens?

Meh. Slap some tax cuts for millionaires on top of that bill and the GOP might vote for it.

Yes, the apple does not fall far from the uh, uhm, uh, what do apples fall from?

What a Mizzouchebag.

+1 Franz Ferdinand

For real. First thing I thought was: Martavis was MIA yesterday.It doesn’t take Columbo to solve this crime.

I sincerely hope the Mueller investigation leads to Treason charges.

Based on your shitty sentence structure, multiple grammatical and spelling errors, I believe you, sir, are indeed, a UNC student.

Natural Disasters are bad for ratings. Shitting on the 1st amendment is good for ratings.

“In Russia, people pollute factories instead of other way around!”

I also thought it was a Pac-Man thing when I was a kid, and did not realize it was a Hawk silhouette until I was an adult.

***Crossing Fingers*** Dear Lord, please inspire every NFL player to kneel for the National Anthem this Sunday. They can’t fire everyone. Do it to stand up to systemic oppression and the racist pumpkin that encourages it.

The Dotard Pumpkin threatens the NFL with losing its anti-trust exemption (though he said tax breaks...read: he is an idiot) and MIRACULOUSLY they found a rule in the Game Operations Manual saying players can be suspended for not standing.

***Crossing Fingers*** Dear Lord, please inspire every NFL player to kneel for the National Anthem this Sunday. They can’t fire everyone. Do it to stand up to systemic oppression and the racist pumpkin that encourages it.

It’s like a plague has infected his immune system with bad QB play we thought had been eradicated decades ago.