That’s, uh, really, REALLY on the nose

If Cheetolini will agree to have ESPN air a golf match with Kim Jong Un, then Jemele Hill can be fired. Until then, kick rocks.

Check out Yahoo Answers for a good chuckle/cry for humanity.

Drowned by piss - that’d be a horrible way to go

I mean, I think of zach braff when I’m trying to hold off.

Stan Kroenke really knows how to create goodwill with the fans.

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The CEO of Blackstone was also the chair of the disbanded President’s Strategic and Policy Forum. Hmmmm. Coincidence?

Your screen name checks out.

Speak with your wallets, Americans;

Suddenly Dump is rolling over and the Democrats are getting whatever they want...

+1 promise kept

Meh. I’ll just use my father-in-law’s cable login to stream everything.

Let’s go Royals! Clap, Clap, clap-clap-clap

Ragg?

Is this Drew’s kid? Or is this just how white guys look in minnesota?